Below are a few concepts that I've considered over the years but due to "good taste", decided that Aunt Thelma and Uncle Carl just wouldn't understand. I think these unused ideas may find their way to that island with the misfit toys!
INSIDE: "But that ain't nothin'
compared to what I saw her doing
with the mailman!"
This year I was having a real problem coming up with anything! I finally came up with an idea that was ok. Funny enough and not candy-assed and figured,"It'll do." But then, like a lightning bolt from Valhallah, came the idea for this year's card. Only problem... it's a bit foul. So for the first time in history I will be sending two separate cards.
I'll post both after the holidays.
"chet's nuts" is hard to beat : )
ReplyDeletenice work!
Troy will be really disappointed if we don't get the foul version.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at the Easter bunny and Mrs. Claus. Those old reindeer are great too. I love their crumpled faces.
Don't worry Christina, you and Troy are on my foul list!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, awesome, awesome! Your posts are always a treat.
ReplyDeleteI want the foul as well, but please put it in a plain brown wrapper so it looks like a Bud Plant catalog.
Oh, and by the way, your work looks fabulous in red 'n black. Love it.
ReplyDeleteDaryll-You're sick-I LOVE these!!
ReplyDeleteDaryll, Daryll, Daryll,
ReplyDeleteThese are great..you are an evil genius ..don't you realize that you have just found a need that never existed before. The dirty christmas card - these are marketable..but where??...an ad in Playboy? a rack in Victoria's Secret...or Hustler store?....why doesn't Hallmark have an x-rated section???......................David
wow daryll these are awesome~ I need to get my butt in gear for xmas cards in general, i never do them!
ReplyDeleteSoft-n-Nutty elf fudge. Hah-HAH!
ReplyDeleteIn one of my stupider Christmas moves, in 2002 I decided to make up for a lifetime of not sending Christmas cards by hand-painting some 15 ornaments. Each with a unique cartoon of a sock monkey.
The conservative recipients got such innocent scenes as dancing sock monkey with a Santa hat. My mother (who passed down her sense of humor to me) got Monkey-in-a-Manger.
My arms have never been so sore. And I didn't get a single extra Christmas card the following year. Never again! But I really need to start doing a card.
The foul card is hilarious. Just got it yesterday!
ReplyDeleteThese make me very Happy!
ReplyDeleteIdiot Elf and the Easter Bunny good stuff.