I've done my own personal Christmas card for over 25 years now. It's always a problem coming up with a gag or gags that will not cause older relatives to pass out or to ban me from their homes, yet funny/not lame for my colleagues and friends. Above are a few of my more ambitious creations from years ago. I don't have that kind of time, energy or ambition to do ones like that these days.
Below are a few concepts that I've considered over the years but due to "good taste", decided that Aunt Thelma and Uncle Carl just wouldn't understand. I think these unused ideas may find their way to that island with the misfit toys!
INSIDE: "But that ain't nothin'
compared to what I saw her doing
with the mailman!"
This year I was having a real problem coming up with anything! I finally came up with an idea that was ok. Funny enough and not candy-assed and figured,"It'll do." But then, like a lightning bolt from Valhallah, came the idea for this year's card. Only problem... it's a bit foul. So for the first time in history I will be sending two separate cards.
I'll post both after the holidays.