During my career at Gibson Greetings I was occasionally assigned cards created to be sent to little kids. I did not enjoy these. Here is a prime offender illustrated by yours truly. Who in the hell comes up with this stuff?
Because you're a Special Grandson you get this lame-ass Robot Rabbit card with a Space Commander's badge! (Inside of card below...)
And now the capper. Check out the badge!
This paper has no sticky backing. You would have to pin it to your clothes.
What kind of goofball kid would wear a paper badge pinned to him that says,"Member Of Robot Rabbit's Space Command?"
I'll tell you what kind. The kind of kid who gets his ass kicked before school, after school and twice at recess!